Application for dating my daughter pdf
Cricket games are okay, Old folks homes are better. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.
But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi .
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter (23046 Views) A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter / My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter / Application For Permission To Date My Daughter (1) (2) (3) (4) Hi Nairalanders, Saw this online, had a good laff and just had to share with u, dont know if u seen this before, if not, enjoy ]The following was written by a father to his daugher's potential boyfriend APPLICATION FORM FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from a doctor of my choice. (You might watch your back)To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA Grid_____________ INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________ DRIVERS LICENCE ________________BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________HOME ADDRESS_______________________ STATE___________ POSTCODE______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________If less than your age, explain____________________________________________________________________ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Daddy's Rules for Dating Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy): Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a carton of beer, because you're sure not picking anything up.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?
I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
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You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Sydney Harbour Bridge .
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.