Witty headlines for dating profiles Chatroomxxx
And like the story of the Emperor’s new clothes, people may not tell you. If you’ve been active on a dating site for a while, you know most dating profiles look very similar to one another.
These side-splitting online profiles can be witty, crazy, or just plain stupid, but at least they’re memorable. A lot of guys paint a picture of their ideal date — dinner, movie, makeout session, etc.
But one 22-year-old single took this trope to ridiculous and glorious levels on his dating profile.
Jake describes picking his date up in his Kia Sorento with lit candles in the car.
“I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.” Points for honesty?
By the way, she also claims to hate bicycles, beaches, sunshine, and parks. In her dating profile, Rosefacekillahh describes a nightmare scenario that will scare off most, if not all, potential suitors.
Rosefacekillahh, from Melbourne, Australia, warns online daters that she’s “not down to earth at all” in her Ok Cupid profile’s self-summary.